one recognised striker??? you ignore the guy we have just signed for best part of 1/4 million then Odejayi go on explain why he is not a recognised striker Would you personally not recognise his face down at tesco's or something
I know what you mean I always remember it like this: "Ian Dowie, same country as David Bowie". Unfortunately I also get confused between Thierry and his brother Lenny, of red nose fame, who is also English of course (how does that work?). Fortunately they now have their names written on their backs. Although not on their suits I've noticed, which is a shame.
It's easy to spot Thierry Henry He's the one driving a Renault Clio. I think that's great when he has so much money and could probably afford any car he wants. Such a down to earth guy obviously!
strikers should be bar coded or should that be RFID nowadays? Also up to date and well maintained log books to come with them..... we dont want to see any strikers made using child labour or being cheap eastern bloc knock-offs now do we?
Or composites Imagine the front-end of Ian Dowie welded onto the back end of John Hendrie. On the other hand, might be a good combination - he'd scare them off with one look and then knock the ball in with his a**e.
geneva convention expressly prohibits the genetic mutation of centre forwards but i dont think they can stop face transplants.......my first one would be clint marcelle on istvan.