what is the earliest you've ever left a match

Brentford away a few years back - 20 mins I think I lasted

If that.

The steward just looked at me and said "you want to leave? already?!" It might have been less than 20 mins too.

 

Twice...OnceJust after half time. Donnie away 04/05 season aka 'The Uriah Rennie Show'...

...and the demise of Paul Hart.

The BBC described it as "a night of misery for Barnsley"

It was a Tuesday night, We were 2-0 down, Tony Vaughan had been sent off, Rennie wasn't giving us a sniff, the locals were rattling their calor gas cans, I'd had a nightmare 4 hour journey up from Warwickshire, it was bloomin' freezing, it was snowing and I had to be in Newcastle at 7am the next morning. I looked at my mate, he looked at me and we both said "are we off"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/4279579.stm

...The second was the 5-0 demolition of us at Oakwell by Birmingham City. 1995/1996 season. Left when Charlie Bishop got sent off. I'd had enough.

 

saturday

just before half time.

never left a game before full time before that.

but the missus was locked out the house.

and it was ****.

 

1982 I think against QPR at Loftus Road

Pin pong football on that plastic pitch. Bored to tears and left at half-time.