What makes your piss boil ?

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  1. M1 Tyke

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    Car Parking.

    it's just ****.

    Brand new estates with cars everywhere. Build houses with enough car parking spaces OFF road...It's not rocket science - every home has a minimum of three cars these days - so why allow new houses without off road parking for said minimum.

    At super markets. Anyone with an under 16 in tow or an infrequent passenger who may once have had an ingrowing toe nail gets a massive parking space. Anyone else has to climb out of the sunroof because the parking spaces are so small. like in America make ALL the space big enough for people to fully open their doors.

    And this poor quality of space provision seems to be encouraging a whole new re-definition of the care and consideration drivers take over their parking i.e. they don't have any. All but blocking drives, taking two parking spaces becuase they don't want their precious N reg 316 scratched, parking on kerbs, and just, well, abandoning cars randomly.

    Just everything about parking cars at the minute is ****.
     
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  2. Sup

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    Every house has a minimum of 3 cars? The average household in Britain has less than three people living in it...

    I would say that these days the average household has two cars but there are many with only one and lots without any as many people can't afford to run multiple cars.
     
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  3. Sup

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    Same. Apparently it is simply your ability to pronounce certain things which decides if you're thick or not and nothing to do with how intelligent you are. I had someone tell me I was obviously thick because of it before and had to explain to him how he left school without any exam results at all and has never had a job while I left with good grades, went to college and have a job. But apparently it's me that's the thick one.
     
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    People who refuse to take responsibility for their kids or who badly parent their kids.

    11:45pm and I've just seen what must be an 8 year old go walking down the street bouncing a football.
     
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  5. andytyke

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    A kettle would probably work, though would have to throw it away afterwards
     
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    I can't remember ever getting a speeding fine whilst on foot. Maybe cos I'm a fat fecker and I don't run anywhere.
     
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    People from Liverpool grate on me at the moment.

    They are literally always the victims and that has nothing to do with the Hillsborough disaster.
     
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    Southerners putting R's in words where they don't belong DoncaRster, PaRkistaRn and so on
     
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  9. LiverpoolRed

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    Why what's happening at the moment? Have I missed something I the echo? only thing in the news is hillsboro
     
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    Heat. Lots of it.
     
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    Me sensible? You're the only one who thinks so, but thank you.:D:D
     
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  12. Pas

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    Our neighbours once had a dog that was always running into our garden and sh!tting on my lawn. Got to a point where we'd had enough, so I scooped a load up and put it in a plastic bag and took it round to their house.

    Knocked on door and said "think this is yours. If yer dog comes back in my garden, then I will not be held responsible for any of my actions".

    I then turned round, walked back down their garden........and slipped ar5e over t!t on a pile of dog sh!te.......with my flip flops on.

    One of those moments were you are very angry but had to laugh. Priceless.
     
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    people who when driving don't use those orange flashy things that are fitted to their vehicles to let others know what they're doing
     
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    I've never got one in a car either, but thats because I either choose to drive at (or slightly under) the speed limit on that section of road, or I've just been lucky enought not to get caught when I havent'. Speeding is purely down to the driver until they start issuing tickets at random.
     
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  15. S.M.

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    Envy

    we live in a material society, surrounded by advertising that prays upon the selfish trait that capitalism breeds, therefore we are now at each others throats because if you've not got an iphone and a Ranger Rover Evoque you're defined as worthless.
     
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  16. Pas

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    Re: Envy

    What about if you've got a Nokia 3310 and an Austin Allegro?
     
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  17. S.M.

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    Re: Envy

    you know your place.
     
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  18. woolley mammoth

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    Correct but motorists are such an easy target. Police near me stand with the camera at the point where it changes from 60 to 30 and isn't an accident black spot. The houses are well back from the main road and they wait there quite regularly.
     
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  19. woolley mammoth

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    Re: Envy

    Then you are a mere peasant. I can't believe I have just given my time replying to you.
     
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  20. JLWBigLil

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    I don't have anything as modern as those. I have little orange markers that click out as my indicators.
     
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