What message would you like to leave on your headstone when you are Dead!!

No headstone

just sprinkle me on that hallowed turf of Oakwell - Please

 

Is That it? I thought I paid for a return.

 

Talking of red crosses

Your avatar? ff
What yer done to it?!?!

 

Now then St Peter,

any suggestions for Girl Friday?!!!!

ff ff ff

 

When they said I was going to follow my Dad down the pit, I didn't expect this.

 

Shot by both sides?

on the run to the other side of everything?

 

I crawled in the mud but I never gave up.

(RIP) (RIP) (RIP)

 

They must have come to a secret understanding

 

So, You finally got me on my back!

 

I wormed my way into the heart of the crowd

I wormed my way into the heart of the crowd

And I was shocked to find what was allowed

I did not lose my way....in the crowd

 

As the day stops dead, at the place where we are lost

I will drug you and **** you
on the permafrost.

Bizarre mind

 

under this sod lies another

 

Even spike was not original

http://www.blakjak.demon.co.uk/epitfs.htm

 

Lifes too short, mine was but **** it!!!!!!!!!!

 

Same as my brick in the wall...

BFC till I died, lol!!!

 

Here lies.......

My Uncle Gren told me that this gravestone was in Worsbro Village.....

Here lies the body of Herbert Elginrod,
Have pity on his soul, dear God,
As he would do, if he were you,
And you were Herbert Elginrod.


And Gren was dead sure.... that somewhwere in that cemetary was a very old headstone which read...

'Here lies the body of John Rock
Who died whilst having his ****.'

 

Found this one in a book 35 years ago.

"Here lies the body of Elizabeth Charlotte born a Virgin died a Harlot"

(RIP) (RIP) (RIP) (RIP) (RIP) (RIP)

 

Here lies Jay ... Stiff for the first time in years.

Seriously:

Here lies Steven Taylor.
Cocked quim, supped ale, talked ballax.
Won't be remembered at all.
Wasn't a bum ferret.
Unlike James Brown - he had no soul.
Once asked his mates to call him 'Turbo'.
Better footballer than Kevin Donovan.

 

Over my dea......DOH!