What message would you like to leave on your headstone when you are Dead!!

And finally:

Here lies Windy wrapped in tissues,
Shame about his mental issues,
His aged body don't half stink,
Up his arse he's stuffed a Mink.

 

Headstone Message

Don/t put flowers here - my ashes were thrown into the Solent.

 

Good conversationalist but i doubt that will appear.