What one rule change would you make to football?

Was that the last time spontaneous joy abounded at The Well? Seems a long time ago.

"Celebrating with their fans" can cover a multitude of potentially dangerous situations I suppose. If the excited all rush to the front then the living may get crushed in the fervour. Probably a yellow card offence.

Scoring more than one goal at home might now be a red card offence. Striker guilty when hundreds die of shock.