What type of man are you..........Jeremy Clarkson.....OR.....Gok Wan ???

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  1. Young Nudger

    Young Nudger Well-Known Member

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    #21 Young Nudger, Dec 23, 2008
    A true man........... nt
     
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    #22 JLWBigLil, Dec 23, 2008
    I've just told Crystal what you said

    And she's STILL laughing and shaking her head!! (doh) :D
     
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    #23 Young Nudger, Dec 23, 2008
    Yes because she is a woman..............

    ............and they dont know what they've got till its gone....
    Things like this go straight over womens heads

    She will probably not understand what yer saying.........but just tell her this - a bloke in the house that appreciates woman is worth a thousand diamonds
     
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    #24 Young Nudger, Dec 23, 2008
    And then tell her this...............

    ...................haven't you got any ironing to do :D
     
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    #25 JLWBigLil, Dec 23, 2008
    I will openly admit

    That marrying Crystal was the best thing I've ever done in my life. I am very lucky to have her for a wife, she's a superb mother and I love her very much. It may not be the macho thing to say and I'll probably receive abuse from some quarters for having the audacity to mention such things, but I don't care.
    Having said that, Crystal has a fantastic husband!!
     
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    #26 JLWBigLil, Dec 23, 2008
    Oh aye(!)

    Tha'd better come and visit me in intensive care in the hospital over Christmas!! :D
     
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    #27 fired, Dec 23, 2008
    Conversation in our house just now

    Me: " Do you know what this is?"
    Him "What?"
    Me " It's called WRAPPING ... you do it with kids presents before Christmas day".
    Him (laughing) "Is that the same as rappong with an "r"?
    Me: "no. It's Wrapping with a "W", and it's MAGIC, just like the MAGIC ironing in this house ... it's tucked away in a cupboard before you knew it had been done.
    Him: "You know that John Lewis bag in the hallway that you kepp tripping over ..................."


    Me :((
     
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    #28 Farnham_Red, Dec 23, 2008
    Pretty much what BRF said

    I actually like them both - both are entertaining and very good at what they do. If I had to pick just one it would be Clarkson but there are many worse TV presenters than Gok
     
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    #29 EastStander, Dec 24, 2008
    I'm with Spartacus

    I don't like either of them
     
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    #30 Farnham_Red, Dec 24, 2008
    Bluerrrrghhhh

    Or summat glad I wasnt eating when I read that :)
     
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    #31 Guest, Dec 24, 2008
    I'd shag 'em both

    I'm not prejudiced like so many of you lot on here.
     
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    #32 jedi one, Dec 24, 2008
    MY OWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    #33 JLWBigLil, Dec 24, 2008
    Am I bovvered?

    <Img src ="http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/catherinertate.jpg">
    :D
    <img src ="http://photo-models.cc/data/media/43/Rachel_Stevens-Arena_magazine_october2005_photo_007.jpg">
     
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    #34 Archey, Dec 24, 2008
    JC is hillarious, even if he is a bit over the top sometimes. His comparisons are just so random but they make sense. Whereas Gok Wan has got one of them faces you want to hit with a bus.
     
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