Whatever opinions are on players

RE: Saw Bruma's better half at the Coventry match

I once woke up in a flat in Sheffield with a bird who looked like Bette Midler.
I never touched Lambs Navy Rum ever again.
The scars are still healing.

I'm really jealous of footballers.
I bet even joey-faced Colgan has a decent bit of quim.
It's not fair.
My Missus looks like Mrs Doubtfire - on a good day.

Gutted.

 

True

Struggling for form at the mo, no doubt. And perhaps fans were not impressed with the persist with him after what I'm told was a dire performance against Cov.

However, now he's suspended it'll be interesting to see if we've got anyone any better. I suspect having seen next week's back 4, Reid's subsequent and inevitable recall will be duly lauded.

 

RE: Really?

Is he still knocking into the Royston bird?

 

Oh yes what fun

Thought this would be my first ever argument on the BBS turns out we totally agree with each other

There's a guy sits behind me (east stand lower) who abuses the players from 20 minutes before the start to ten minutes before the end (when he normally leaves). He's been doing that right through the promotion season and ever since. When we score he just sits there dumbstruck, not sure how to react, while the rest of us have sex with each other. His own family disown him and they always finish up arguing.

He reckons he pays his money so he is entitled to his view - I offered to pay him to stay away but he wouldn't take me on. I still don't know why he actually goes to the matches.

By the way the offer no longer stands, before you all ask!

 

Royston?

Kinell fire.
It's a scientifically proven fact that everyone from Royston is thick.
Just thought I'd point that out.

If I was single, better looking, under 20 stone & my hampton wasn't like a shrivelled up cashew - then I'd love to get involved in a sandwich with Reid's Missus & Bruma's Bint.

 

RE: probably why he rodded the ponty end when he scored then nt

Well done him.</p>

He must have understood what the problem was then.</p>

 

RE: Royston?

Hassell's bint has by far the best quim... he ain't done bad for a kid in a Eminem face mask.

 

RE: Oh yes what fun

I'm ashamed to say that I booed the team off after an awful display under Davey last season.
I've never done that before - and didn't enjoy it very much, to be honest.
I will turn to whoever I'm with & say "kinell, has that Mattis bloke ever played this sport before?", but I won't single out & boo one player.

I often get stick from my mate, the Farmer, when I start doing my "sex dance" when we score.
It's possibly the most pathetic thing you'll ever see - but I just can't stop myself, a bit like Davey with a big cake.

I've seen people having a pop at the team when we've been 3-0 up.
As you say - why bother going?
Just stay at home, kick the cat, beat up the fat wife & leave your miserable little life out of my face, girlfriend.

Would you like to argue about the pedestrianisation of Norwich City Centre?

 

Physically restrained..

bet that was hard work.

(I have never met you, but I like to imagine you as about 8st wet).

 

WTF? I didn't post that there.

As you can see by the title.
Revvie P's reply has gone tits up too.

This BBS is like our defence - defective.

 

Eyup - they're in the right order again.

There's a ghost on my board - I can't hide.

 

Actually

I'm 6'3 and weigh 15 and half stone

 

Mike Sheron ...

... was the player I felt most like booing (but never did). Nothing to do with football ability, more to do with bottle, work ethic, being bone idle etc. He was not fit to iron Paul Reid's jock strap in terms of effort and committment.

As far as Norwich is concerned I think the city centre should be turned into a racing track for quad bikes, complete with artificial mud and perhaps some icy bits. Oh and we should all be compelled to stop saying "norich" and start using the "norwitch" form instead.

Say's he who comes from Dodeth.

 

Aye

But cut the hair off and it'd be 5'8" and 8st 6lb

 

RE: Actually

Are you Young Nudger?

 

No

But I think he wants to bum me if that's any help.

 

Thanks

The mental image of that will make my day go much faster.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Kevin Donovan.

BFC was his retirement fund.

Whatever you decide to do with Norwich - can you please ensure people have access to Dixons?

Many thanks.

Yours in sport,

Stevey T.

 

RE: Kevin Donovan.

I'd like access to Abi Titmuss. </p>

I think this should be in JLWBL's (the big pervet) thread.</p>

 

RE: Kevin Donovan.

Got an Abi video on my mobile.
She seems quite open minded.

I don't think Kev gets much.
I also think it's bizarre that both his kids look like you.