whats the funniest thing you have seen happen at a Tarn match???

my cousin climbing the wall behind the brewery stand and...............

completely ripping the arse out of his keks on the broken glass. Spent the entire game stood at the back and waited until everyone had left the ground before making a move.</p>

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announcement    &quot;will the owner of green cortina please return to his car because it is on fire in the Ponty car park&quot;</p>

 

Three yellow cards at Fulham

Mitchel "The Crab" Ward. It ended 5-1 or something, so we were probably 4-0 down, getting humped, and he obviously didn't fancy it anymore. Tried his best and still couldn't get sent off ... until the linesman pointed out the mistake ... 10 minutes after his 3rd yellow.

If you're a sadist though. The look on somones face when they came back from the bog and I described "the" Barnard goal they'd just missed. The following week when I asked them if they'd seen it on TV they looked just as pained that they hadn't seen it in the flesh.

 

Fan going to the dugout and telling Alan Clarke where to go as we were shipping 5 goals at Blackburn

I did chuckle!</p>

 

wolves fans falling through the corrugated roof at (i think scarborough) about 10-15 years ago

absolutely piss funny

 

happened to me that....

missing "the" goal by taking a slash!!!

thought 5-0 up, we won't score again before half time...

how wrong was I!!!!

 

Nearer 20 years ago

It was Scarborough's first game in the league and Wolves had just been relegated to the 4th division - 1987

http://www.soccerbase.com/head2.sd?team1id=2253&team2id=2848&x=30&y=7

 

You're getting senile mate!

You're the tight cünt!

 

RE: Fan going to the dugout and telling Alan Clarke where to go as we were shipping 5 goals at Black

I remember that- three trips to Lancashire in a week. Oldham, Blackpool and Blackburn and i think we lost them all. Heady days.

 

I'm sure that someone once put reds scarf on a statue of Clive of India which overlooks the home end at Shrewsbury. It was a New Years Eve game but cannot remember the year.

 

A loud mouthed Wednesday fan

getting a bucket of piss chucked over him from our bus as we were on out way to West Ham.

He came banging on the bus door wanting a rumble (big bugger). We just opened the door and chucked a full bucket of piss at him ff ! He just stood there, in shock! ff ff ff Still laugh at his expression today ff ff

 

80s - Luton Fan climbing Floodlight pylon

Last day of season, Luton had won the league, we drew 1-1. This huge guy started climbing the pylon, with all the Luton Fans egging him on Singing "Goin up, Goin Up"..... he fell off, all the Reds fans "Straight back down, straight back down"

 

Didn't actually see it but got to Rochdale away about '78

about 10 mins after kick-off. Told by home fans that Rochdale, who hadn't scored for about 5 matches, had had a 25 yarder go through a hole in the back of the net and the ref had given a goalkick. Don't know if anybody can confirm it really happened.

 

I was there, 77-78 season

It all happened so fast that I wasn't exactly sure what I'd seen. Shot beat Peter Springett but hit the advertising hording behind the goal, I seem to remember when the ball went up the other end Springett was asking the fans if it had gone in, loads of shouts about a hole in the net.

 

End of Season video circa 1989

Shows the traditional Oakwell pitch invasion. Youth runs on pitch and makes for the Superstar David Currie. As he reaches him he completely looses his footing delivering a two footed assault on Curries shins. Exit "Norman" hobbling and swearing.

PS If I ever sort this Avtar thing out, I'll show you all what I'm on about.

 

What about the Fox at West Brom.

ZDS Cup game circa 1990, I saw two things you'd have got serious odds on before kick off. Firstly a fox came down the players tunnel and took a short cut across the pitch and secondly the very ineffective Ian Banks scored a hat-trick.

 

Crewe away a couple of years back...

our fans singing to effi (sp?) sodje "he's got a tea towel on his head"

 

I know you shouldn't laugh at this but.....

Maybe 10 years ago at Oakwell, mid minutes silence for someone - can't remember who, but this guy who sits near us comes racing in late... straight up the steps & shouts
"Quiet in here, What's up, Somebody died?"

Everyone had a job on not to chuckle.

 

Barnsley V Man City @ Home in League Cup we won 1:0

Mick McCarthy runs a Man City player off the pitch and nearly into a cameraman. On the TV highlights you see the same thing from the cameramans angle but with McCarthy looking straight at the camera giving the ****** sig to the city player. Even better because it was shown at our school next day by the headmaster.

 

RE: toby tyke stripping in pouring rain to ful monty tune

class

 

RE: or when we lost 4-0 to donny away

at half time when they were giving away prizes-they all won a carlsberg t-shirt. except for the main winner who won... a crate of carlsberg!!!
absolute quality. shame we lost