What's the most bizzare birthday gift you have ever received ?

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  1. EastStander

    EastStander Active Member

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    Why did a remote town in Siberia buy you a present? nt
     
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    RE: dutch porn film which involved lady taking it up the wrong un with a prosthetic arm

    You're only upset because I didn't get you the one which you'd asked for with the pony and the woman with no legs.
     
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    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    RE: Why did a remote town in Siberia buy you a present? nt

    They had produced too many stuffed squirrels that year and needed to get rid of them.
     
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  4. fir

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    Ok, re-phrase

    We don't obsess about it.
    I don't care whther it's a 747 or a 757 that gets me to Canada, just as long as it gets me there in one piece.
    I don't care if the car has a 1.8 or a 1.6 engine - as long as it gets me to work & back.
    I don't give two hoots whether my computer runs off Windows 2007 or 2002, just as long as I can get my work done.
    I don't care if I'm a size 12 or a 14, as long as I get into my jeans.
    And as for the obvious - well believe it or not - as long as it does the job .....................
    "Not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean"

    :D
     
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    Hee hee

    "I don't care if I'm a size 12 or a 14, as long as I get into my jeans"

    Let me get this straight - it is OK to be overweight as long as you can fit into a thin person's jeans.

    And I hate to be pedantic but I don't think a 757 could fly to Canada - it would probably run out of fuel somewhere over Greenland.
     
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  6. fir

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    Think you have just proved my point

    Going into details about numbers.
    The numbers are irrelevant - it's all about the way you feel..... well except in one instance.
     
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    How would you feel...

    ... if the plane you were in crashed in mid-atlantic because it didn't have the range to get to the other side? You'd look a bit of a fool then wouldn't you?

    Someone has to work out the numbers (except in one instance)

    Anyway I retract everything I have said you are 100% correct as usual. Have a nice flight.
     
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    christmas present Never forget the story about the empty seat in the east stand when we were in the premier league ,apparantly on the next home game afer xmas day this chap appeared in this previously empty seat all season,when asked if he had been out of the country or something he replied his wife had bought the season ticket for him for xmas pressent wrapped it up and gave it him on xmas day,can you imagine the horror on his face that he had just missed half of the home games.Only a woman could do that
     
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  9. fir

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    Smart arse

    The only numbers worth obsessing about -

    the number of goals past Wednesday.

    Don't obsess about any other numbers.

    Here's a number for you:
    7(hTIGUITM). GN
     
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