What's your favourite line #2

Nobody sits babes in the corner

 

That fat tw@t He wants bleedin' milkin'. That big fat git!

 

As ennyboddy seen Casper gerra shower?

 

I bought that film for my 8 year old daughter a couple of weeks ago when we were out. "Mummy lets me watch it, it's my favourite, etc". I did recall her watching it at home and Jules knowing she was watching it, so I presumed all was okay and got her it.

A couple of hours later I got asked a question. "Daddy, what's an elesbian?" So I thought, "elesbian? Sounds a bit like lesbian, but that can't possibly be what she said." I asked her to repeat it and she said that one of the girls said it on Pitch Perfect. I watched a few minutes with her, told her to ask her mum and suggested that we vet what she's watching a bit more carefully!

 

You missed my favourite. "A pint of bitter...[clicks fingers]...in a thin glass."

 

Donald Sutherland Kellys Heroes class

 

"He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet."

 

"Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is 'Space Ranger'"

 

"A pint of bitter...[clicks fingers]...in a thin glass."

So many great lines in Get Carter, the epitome of cool.

 

Watchmen:

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!"

"You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do."

Laurie Juspeczyk: Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time?
Dan Dreiberg: Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked away. He starts following me down the street in broad daylight, yelling 'Punish me! Punish me!' I'm just saying 'No! Get lost.'
Laurie Juspeczyk: God. Whatever happened to him?
Dan Dreiberg: Well, he pulled that on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.

 

"********. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." best opening scene to a movie;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0QaqUdn2c


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that. You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name fat body?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ********. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.

 

'If you build it, he will come'

'You are the greatest lover I've ever had.
Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.'

'Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights.'

 

"I liked it so much I almost pissed my pants"

"she said she liked it almost as much as Pirates of Penzance"

 

"Remove my brain? but that’s my second favourite organ!"

 

Coke

 

Hey chappie, remember the croc that got yer hand..../..... Well i got his head

 

"Want a kitten Mrs? It's not dead." Charlie to the Sally Army lass.

"You're a rotten cow, you're nothing else!" - Charlie to Kathy. Whistle Down the Wind.

 

One of my favourite films

 

I Am Jack's Inflamed Sense of Rejection