A mate of mine..." a Blade"....used to sing She's so Popular instead of Jeux Sans Frontiers......We pillocked his eyes out.
Used to be seriously troubled as a kid by some of the words in "Jingle Bells". You know, the bit that goes, " one whore, soap and slay." Could never understand what a prostitute, soap and a killing had to do with Christmas. Total revelation when I saw it written down.