RE: How long have you got? my latest ones are,</p> people who tell you something in a way that sounds like they are asking you a question.</p> people who use the word "absolutely" all the time when a simple yes would suffice.</p>
You know you shouldn't have asked me that! With you on the lose/loose one. Oh and people putting your instead of you're, or did'nt instead of didn't. Learn what the fecking apostrophe is for will you?! Misuse of "Pre" as in pre-book, pre-order etc....the meaning of booking and ordering is to do so in advance, therefore no need for "pre", nothing else happens before it. People who throw cig ends out of their car, why do you think you have an ashtray! Makes me want to get out, pick it up and throw it back in! Drivers who don't bother indicating, or those that decide if they are going straight on at a roundabout indicate right as they go past the first turn off even though they are in the left side lane. Even worse than not indicating on rounabouts is when the same people then get to the end of the motorway sliproad and indicate to go on....it was on the roundabout that I didn't know where you were going, I think I have a rough idea now! 4x4's People wearing baseball caps (usually NY Yankees) and not even knowing it's a baseball team never mind how the team are performing! Reality TV....it's about as far removed from reality as possible. The Daily Express (I'd also mention The Sun but I doubt anyone takes it seriously) People leaving football matches with 5 mins left - do they turn the TV off 5 mins before the end of a film as well? Have a look through Gaz's list as well....I think he covered a few more!
Absolutely! And people saying "literally" when they don't mean "literally" As in "I literally died"! - Yes I wish you had!
When you've inadvertantly dropped a huge jobby in the bowl and the water jumps up and slaps you in the star.
Felix in pouches?........ the mind boggles. Rumour has it you've been offered a job at Sky. That right like?
People who personalise their children's name by mispelling it & Management speak ... Amen to those! Just check out all the hororrfyingly 'chav' names in the Chronicle baby supplement ... argggh
RE: Motoring programs.........combines the three Motoring progams 1) don't respect environment. Dropping litter 2) decadent. Food, there are millions of people starving in the world. 3) Clarkson is a big blue daft Conservative voter and supporter
Horoscopes Or rather astrology in general. People who confuse astrology and astronomy. Fawning celebrity interviewers, e.g at Oscars
RE: Motoring programs.........combines the three Decadent. Food.</p> properly howling with laughter <u>AT</u> you.</p>
Chav's...and all the scum that walks about these days hoods up scarf over face baseball cap...you know the ones. A roving extermination squad should be on the streets of every city, town and village... just blow em away.