When we beat Huddisfield 7-1, was anyone else dissapointed with our second half performance?

well didn't get up till 4pm...

and there's a wall at 1 side of my bed...

 

and

you got out that side and banged your head?

 

darn right..lump the size of an egg on my head!

 

that's where you're going wrong then

I recommend you slide to the bottom of the bed and climb out that way, not only will you find it exciting crawling under the covers like a kind of commando but you will end up in a different part of the bedroom which will make the whole process of waking up seem like a real adventure.

 

can i wear camoflage pjs too?

 

Thats the spirit

If you want to get really crazy you could fill the bedroom with water just a few inches below the level of the bed and throw in a couple of sharks.</p>

Obviously this wouldn't be ideal for 99.999999999999% of the population but the odd freak might like it.</p>

 

sounds interesting...by the way...

your Austin thing is wrong. he's made 150 appearances now

 

they're all a couple of games out of date. need to update them

but to be honest I couldn't be arsed after they sacked ritchie and got rid of mcindoe.

 

ill let you off then m8