When you go in a public/work toilet

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  1. jedstar

    jedstar Well-Known Member

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    #21 jedstar, Sep 29, 2016
    Don't know what goes off in ours, they get cleaned every day yet by 2pm they're in a worst state than those at Glastonbury after 5 days.
     
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    #22 shed131, Sep 29, 2016


    Many years ago i was chatting up the stewardess on a flight to Mallorca...
    we were getting on very well, in fact id done so well, that i managed to get her number and arranged to meet her the next time she was doing a stop over on the island...( which did actually did take place later that season )
    Anyway cut a long story short ...we were getting on so well that i thought id chance my luck and ask if there was a chance of her making me a member of the mile high club seen as the plane was half empty and she had time on her hands so to speak....

    she giggled and mmmmmed a bit lol and had a sneaky look around and to my surprise said ok
    i couldn't believe my luck
    she then said the next time i walk to the back follow me. i will walk past the toilet, you then open the door and back in to the toilet facing me
    so i watched her get up from the seat at the side of me , walk to the front of the plane turn and return, so i followed her to the back of the plane and did as i was told, backed in to the toilet with the promise of being made a full member of the so called mile high club
    as i was backing in a very large smirk came across her face, she gave me a gentle shove on the shoulder and whispered sorry bryan ...im not that easy....but just think of me and make yourself a associate member and thus closed the door behind her lol
     
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    Didcot Red Well-Known Member

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    #23 Didcot Red, Sep 29, 2016
    What an interesting subject. May I add to the debate by commenting about the generally poor quality of the paper in such places. This phenomenon extends to many hotels I stay in. Do the people that order bog rolls for such places have smaller bum holes than the rest of us? We need answers.
     
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    BobT Well-Known Member

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    #24 BobT, Sep 29, 2016
    Remember the Izal days?
     
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    Didcot Red Well-Known Member

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    #25 Didcot Red, Sep 29, 2016
    Now wash your hands.
     
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    #26 Jimmy viz, Sep 29, 2016
    Used to have a shag quite regularly in the disabled toilet at my old job. Not quite the same illicit thrill now I work from home.
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    #27 ark104 (v2), Sep 29, 2016
    What was her disability?
     
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    Redstar Well-Known Member

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    #28 Redstar, Sep 29, 2016
    Blindness
     
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    Jimmy viz Well-Known Member

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    #29 Jimmy viz, Sep 29, 2016
    Blondness more like.
     
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    #30 dodworthred, Sep 29, 2016
    yeah at my old job i used to get fed up

    dont tell anyone though
     
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    dodworthred Well-Known Member

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    #31 dodworthred, Sep 29, 2016
    try not to fart too loud just incase she could be the one
     
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    #32 Gordon Owen, Sep 29, 2016
    Beat me to it. No pun intended.
     
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    #33 monkey tennis, Sep 29, 2016
    http://www.gigglebox.co.uk/index.php/random-stuff/1021-badger-s-arse-toilet-paper, sithi.
     
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    Conan Troutman Well-Known Member

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    #34 Conan Troutman, Sep 29, 2016
    She had two penises. Or penii.
     
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    #35 Terry Nutkins, Sep 29, 2016
    Why, have you got a disabled toilet at home as well?
     
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    #36 Scarthy, Sep 30, 2016
    Sometimes a thread on the bbs just delivers from start to finish. This is one of them


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
     
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    #37 Jack Tatty, Sep 30, 2016
    And then there's the toilet wall graffiti.

    No matter how many times I leave my number no one ever calls.
     
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    #38 Jimmy viz, Sep 30, 2016
    More room for the Colombian.
     
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