Who is the biggest ****** in the world?

Oh McDog.... by a mile.

Then Tuffers.</p>

The two are renowned chutney ferrets. Ask anyone.</p>

 

Easy.

Easy, easy, easy ...

It must be Big Daddy.
He's massive & called Shirley - so he must be a ******, as well as being dead.

Come on.
Name me a bigger ****** than that.

 

John Wayne was called Marion or some such ladies name. And he clearly walked like a proper ******.

Also, you need to take into consideration that he was a cowboy, which as it turns out and was proved in that recent documentary, brokeback mountain, is a front for bummers.

 

Good point.

But he's not as big as Big Daddy - so he can't be a bigger ******.

Cliff Richard's real name is Harriet Webster - and he's obviously a turkey necked bum fondler of the heighest order ... but, again - he's only a skinny little harris handler.

It's Big Daddy.

BTW - I liked your "they've handed the second half to us on a plate - but we've dropped the plate then tripped over it".
Nice work.