a bit o/t the guy who I buy my morning paper from always says - 'No worries' as I leave the shop. Seems an odd thing to say!
Walked into a pub in Blackpool and the compare shouted to me, "Where are you from mate?" I replied "Barnsley". "Sorry" he said. "Barnsley" I repeated. "Oh, I heard you the first time, I'm just fukin sorry, that's all!" Bar steward!