Will I ever thaw out???

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  1. fir

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    I've got a big decision on if I need the loo, or a top up of wine.
     
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  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Drink all the wine, then use the empty bottle rather than going to the loo. :D
     
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    While you are up.... Both
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    The wind's made a right mess of my hair. I've got so many split ends now!
     
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    You should see mine after being under my hat.
    The set and blow I had today is ruined
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    My long, luxurious dreadlocks look a mess.
     
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  7. fir

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    That could go wrong in so many ways.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    On reflection it's not the best advice I've ever offered.
    I'd still drink all the wine, though!
     
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    I've tried peeing in a wine bottle once...
    Emphasis on the once.
    I was proper pickled though.
    Only problem was... I was in a tent at the time.

    The Mrs didn't think it was funny. I chuckled... Wrong move in hindsight.
     
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  10. JLWBigLil

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    There's been times in my life when I've failed to hit a toilet bowl, so there's no way I'd attempt a wine bottle!
     
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    Well earlier in the week I did post on here about the expected cold weather for Tuesday neet - its not like I didn't try to warn folk

    Tha probably getting like me BigLil.........too old nar to go to neet matches in the winter because its too chuffing cold

    Looking forheead to match on Setdi.........15 degrees !!!..........so its gunner be T Shirt on, muscles pumped up, rarnd Tarn before match for a steady gallon
     
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    "Cold, you bits of kid don't know the meaning of the word. You should have been with me on the Russian convoys. One night it was so cold the flame on my lighter froze."
     
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    'Like':D:D
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I'm nowt but a weedy, little wimp, Nudger!:D
     
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    I've just managed to chip the last few icicles off me. Just need to wait for my knees to thaw out now so I can walk
     
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    I think Young Nudger's right. I never used to get as cold when I was younger.
     
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    I usually do ok with the cold but last night was one of the coldest matches I've been to. I saw 2 polar bears queuing for a bovril at half time
     
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    I wondered why they'd run out of Bovril.
    Blooming polar bears! Coming over here, drinking all our Bovril!
     
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    Didn't help that the car heater's bust! :D
     
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    :D:D
     
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