Willem Defoe bit my toe.

Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Noddy Holder rubbed my shoulder
     
  2. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Sir Alec Rose pinched my nose
     
  3. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Sanat Claus trod on my toes
     
  4. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Samantha Janus kissed my

    lips
     
  5. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Ann Sidney inflamed my kidney
     
  6. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Virgil Tibbs crushed my ribs
     
  7. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Johhny Cash twaeked my tash
     
  8. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Natasha Kaplinski

    Won the first series of Strictly Come Dancing, but that was after she'd kissed my winky.
     
  9. Terry Nutkins

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  10. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Proper lol
     
  11. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Nick Cage guessed my age.
     
  12. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Richard Prowse killed my mouse.
     
  13. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Mickey Most ate my toast.
     
  14. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Richard Prowse killed my mouse.

    hanging on the telephone(bustin)
     
  15. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Richard Prowse killed my mouse.

    Can you tell me what kind of laptop to buy mate? Go on, please.
     
  16. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Richard Prowse killed my mouse.

    bigot .
    one chip or 2 sir !(puke)
     
  17. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Make your mind up Glynn.

    "hello don , can you help me ? i have a laptop that i want to access the internet via wi fi
    i will not use it for downloads just 40 mins a day to browse / e mails etc
    what are the best accounts to use??
    do i need 3G or can i have independent account
    thanks Glynn"
     
  18. Gue

    Guest Guest

    RE: Make your mind up Glynn.

    you rang mlord ?:D
     
  19. Gue

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    Finished simpering for now?
     
  20. Gue

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    Tommy Cooper wiped my pooper

    /poo
     

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