Discussion in 'Bulletin Board ARCHIVE' started by Guest, Dec 1, 2005.
Lionel Bart loves Paul Hart
My Mum - better be careful
Germaine Greer drunk my beer
Janet Street Porter spat in my water
Neil Warnock made my jaw lock
Fanny Craddock prefers cod to haddock.
Darren Gough stole my spoff
Don McClean is softer than Mr Bean
Bob Geldof's mate Midge tore my Biffin Bridge
Ho Chi Min ripped his banjo string
gudjon thordarson said "go on and score my son"
Sharon Stone took by Bone!
Andy Ritchie he's not Bitchy
ron jeremy shagged and tore me
carol smilie sucked then robbed me
inzamam ul-haq inspected my crap
walsall's famous striker juanjo... rubbed my back and the tore my banjo
Iain Duncan Smith removed my nephrolith
Pol Pot wiped my snot
Ian Bell neutralised my smell
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BBS FANS FORUM
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