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  1. Shy Talk

    Shy Talk Well-Known Member

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    Re: Also would have scored

    Not just on here mate. Sign of the times.
     
  2. tobyornottoby

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    Norman Stanley Fletcher, you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences — you will go to prison for five years.
     
  3. Whi

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    Re: Also would have scored

    MEDICAL OFFICER: Suffer from any illnesses?
    FLETCHER: Bad feet.
    MEDICAL OFFICER: Paid a recent visit to a doctor or hospital?
    FLETCHER: Only for my bad feet.
    MEDICAL OFFICER: Are you now or have you been at any time a practising homosexual?
    FLETCHER: With these feet?
     

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