Woman has sex with Pug

Poor dog

 

I find the whole sordid episode repugnant

 

Are we sure she wasn’t just dogging

 

It’s obviously a problem with the breeding!

 

Can't really blame her, those Dee Dar men aint up to much.

 

Hey I still know where tha lives

 

Come on guys cut her some slack
In her defence she was drunk and could have sworn the dog was a boxer
When asked by the judge how low could she go she replied a jack Russell your honour
This story reminds me of the old joke about the 3 dogs talking in the vets
1st dog is a jack Russell who starts crying and openly admits he fears his owners have brought him to be put down after he'd been playing with his owners kid and had accidentally bit him, the other two dogs try to convince him he's wrong
2nd dog is a greyhound who also suddenly breaks down crying saying he fears his owner as also brought him to be put down after losing every race he' sever entered and now he's broken his toe and can't race
Once again the other two dogs try to convince him he's wrong
The 3rd dog is a great dane who openly tells the story that whilst laid in the bathroom his 40 year spinster owner, who's very attractive got out of the bath reached for a towel, dropped it and whilst bending over to pick it up, he saw his chance and mounted her, adding its the best sex I'd ever had
Bloody hell said the Russell and greyhound you're definitely getting put down, on the contrary said the Dane
I'm here for my nails clipping

 

It reminds me of that joke/story on Drop the dead donkey once, about a woman apparently having a sexual relationship with a dolphin, while on holiday.
They said what if The Sun newspaper got hold of this story, their headline would have been...
" The Majorca orca porker bonker shocker!! ".