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  1. Gloria Stitts

    Gloria Stitts Active Member

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    I don't think women get tattoos and piercings to make themselves attractive to men, well if they do I don't think it's working.
     
    Gloria Stitts, Dec 13, 2015
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    I knew a guy who had a tattoo of a bunch of cherries on his bell end. That must have hurt!
     
    tykesfan, Dec 14, 2015
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    Let's see how elegant they look once the bingo wings are fully developed
     
    OxRed, Dec 14, 2015
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Are you sure he didn't just have thrush?
     
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    Xerxes Well-Known Member

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    All women think they have a big butt.
     
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    I would imagine such beautiful women are queueing around the block for you. No doubt attracted by nuggets like the above.

    I reckon I'm attracted to anyone with a pulse. Could be owt that does it: the way she smiles, her eyes, the sound of her voice, the words she uses, if she makes me laugh, if she doesn't make me laugh, the way she looks at me, her bum, her breasts, her figure, her clothes, her hair, the way she walks, talks and carries herself. Almost everyone is attractive in some way. And I know one thing for certain: there is zero correlation between how far up the scale she may be judged on glossy magazine type beauty, and how good she is at *******.
     
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    I'm attracted to a nice cup of tea and some peace & quiet these days.
     
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    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Well, yeah, that too. And a nice piece of cake.
     
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    What kind of cake?
     
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    I'm only attracted to the finest Earl Grey in bone china and silence so complete that I could hear a fly break wind 5 miles away. Because I'm so ******* perfect myself.
     
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    Dubai Tyke New Member

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    was a leg pull sunshine, I wish they were lining up in droves...can only attract grannies these days tho.
     
    Dubai Tyke, Dec 14, 2015
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    When I was a young lad and the circus came to town, we paid tuppence to go in a tent to see the tattooed 'lady' . Now you can walk down any street and see 'em for nowt.
     
    Xerxes, Dec 14, 2015
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    Everyone to their own....I don't like tattoos at all..My wifes's got feckin seven...oh well!
     
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