Worst 5 sexual acts I can think of

feckin carpetbaggin??????sexual practice

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Nice find!

 

Double dumpkin

messy

 

Tony Cunnilumpkin ?

The guy we bought from Lincoln City in 1982 , then sold to Sheffield Wednesday , in 1983 ????

 

D-O-double+jizzle

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=D-O-double+jizzle

 

Wolfsacking

 

i thought you were describing a normal night out

wi Hartog and the Dry Bummers for a moment

 

RE: Hairy teabags

Am laughing at "roman helmet".

 

RE: Hairy teabags

'the ender of all wars'

 

The Rusty Trombone aka The Dirty Bristow

The Rusty Trombone is a sexual act performed by two individuals. The male is typically in a standing position with his knees and back slighly bent and his feet at least shoulder width apart in order to expose the anus. The other partner typically is on his or her knees behind the male and will perform anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually masturbate the standing partner, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of anilingus with penile masturbation, however other positions and variations are possible.

 

RE: Could you please describe, in detail, the acts of brown and teabagging

 

I think she's lost her watch

 

Bread Boffing

Though some of us need a baguette.

 

HERE!!!

one sentence a man can do it but its not normally the caseff http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

 

can't imagine women are too keen on the Angry Dragon

 

A cleveland steamer