Worst bit of Christmas

You're lucky

My cat just lays in the chair completely oblivious to what's happening. She's long since stopped being interested in stuff like that.

 

RE: Got me the

Would be X Rated

My list would start with a naked male cleaner twice a week

 

RE: Got me the

Book mark them on his PC or accidentally email him the links

 

RE: I'd need to

Thats how I interest the current Mr Ali in getting horizontal for owt but sleeping!

 

RE: Message for Hicksy - Wrapping the first one or two presents isn't bad

Harrow I hope my pressie is exquisitely wrapped ! or else........... ???

Freya

 

the wife moaning on and on and on and on and on and on....and it's not the type of moaning I want to hear

 

the wife moaning on and on and on and on and on and on....and it's not the type of moaning I want to hear

 

the wife moaning on and on and on and on and on and on....and it's not the type of moaning I want to hear

 

the wife moaning on and on and on and on and on and on....and it's not the type of moaning I want to hear

 

So good I posted it 4 times oops.

 

Christmas should be banned.

It's offensive to my religion of being a tight Barsteward.

 

RE: Christmas should be banned.

You won't be spending a fortune on loose liquor and hard women then?

 

Jehovah - it's the way forward (possibly)

Can have a few beers, secretly soak the the happy atmoshpere while proclaiming it's against your religion and don't have to buy presents.

On the downside, you are supposed to go knocking on peoples door, spouting off about Jehovah, whoever the **** he was.

You might get the odd shag though, a bit like a window cleaner, always round strangers houses, the luck of the draw and all that.

All in all, it's not clear cut, you'll have to make your own mind up.