RE: Bet you would ..... probably to the bar!!! Albatross, by any change have you just returned from a liquid lunch?
RE: Only had a couple mate, weekend innit!! with the couple of postings you have just made it shows!!!!!
RE: That's rich coming from 'Mr Sensible'!! I'll not do anymore, time to go now! Probably see you tomorrow night if I'm not too pissed!
You look like my first wife.</p> Oh really, how meany times have you been married?</p> Never, I'm a bachelor</p>
from the bbc I once got sent a message at University from a girl who said that she was really turned on by my ginger hair and every time she saw a tabby cat got turned on. My God! Would you want to meet this sort of weirdo? No me neither. </p>
A line genuinely used by the infamous "Dave Woolly Hat" ... ... "I thought I recognised you - I've banged your Mum and your Sister". Oh aye.
I am? Really? I'm honoured. Can we have a winter wedding? I can't wear white - as I've been tainted. By goats. I've used my Jedi powers to determine that you're a gret Joey.