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  1. tyr

    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Bet you would ..... probably to the bar!!!

    Albatross, by any change have you just returned from a liquid lunch?
     
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    As the song goes...

    ...If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
     
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    'Fancy a night out in Donnie ?'
     
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    How would you like your Eggs in the morning? Fried...Boiled... or Fertilised!:D
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    Only had a couple mate, weekend innit!!
     
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    owt that d/t comes out with

    /poo
     
  7. tyr

    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: Only had a couple mate, weekend innit!!

    with the couple of postings you have just made it shows!!!!!
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    That's rich coming from 'Mr Sensible'!!
     
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    tyrone Banned Idiot

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    RE: That's rich coming from 'Mr Sensible'!!

    thats why i am so surprised!!
     
  10. Gue

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    Here's 10p go tell your mum you wont be comin home tonight. Truly awful ha ha
     
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    The Albatross Well-Known Member

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    RE: That's rich coming from 'Mr Sensible'!!

    I'll not do anymore, time to go now! Probably see you tomorrow night if I'm not too pissed!
     
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    I've got a teletext television and a microwave oven
     
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    Varley Active Member

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    You look like my first wife.</p>

    Oh really, how meany times have you been married?</p>

    Never, I'm a bachelor</p>
     
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    Varley Active Member

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    from the bbc

    I once got sent a message at University from a girl who said that she was really turned on by my ginger hair and every time she saw a tabby cat got turned on. My God! Would you want to meet this sort of weirdo? No me neither.
    </p>
     
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    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    A line genuinely used by the infamous "Dave Woolly Hat" ...

    ... "I thought I recognised you - I've banged your Mum and your Sister".

    Oh aye.
     
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    RE: Awwwww

    you must be tired because you,ve been running through my dreams all night
     
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    you,re my next ex-wife
     
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    What U Doin tomorrow...... Get a Shower coz U Stink!!!
     
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    I am?

    Really?
    I'm honoured.

    Can we have a winter wedding?
    I can't wear white - as I've been tainted.
    By goats.

    I've used my Jedi powers to determine that you're a gret Joey.
     
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    RE: I am?

    Upgraded my phone, with extra video things and that. Woolly woolly.
     

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