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  1. dreamboy3000

    dreamboy3000 Well-Known Member

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    Throw a ice cube on the floor and say to her now i have broke the ice my name is... Although it's best just to be yourself and not use cheese lines.
     
  2. Gue

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    Fancy going halfs on a Barsteward?
     
  3. Gue

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    Do you like birds?

    Suck mi **** it's fowl
     
  4. Ady

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    Yours will have been..

    What time do you finish school today. </p>

    http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/images/emoticons/******.gif</p>
     
  5. Gue

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    Is that for me? Taxired
     
  6. tyk

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    RE: Yours will have been..

    help help the fbi are after my penis can u help me hide it
     
  7. Ady

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    RE: Is that for me? Taxired

    No mate, Unless you like schoolkids as well, which i doubt, anyway how you! Ryan goes to Basra in Oct for 7 months.
     
  8. Gue

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    "Hello My Names Varley"
     
  9. Gue

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    RE: "Hello My Names Varley"

    Can i dry bum you please, you look the kind a like it
     
  10. dreamboy3000

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    RE: Yours will have been..

    Never had to use that on your missus lol.
     
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    If i said you had a great arse....

    ...would you take it the wrong way?
     
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    RE: owt that d/t comes out with

    I learnt them all from you.
     
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    **** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
     
  14. Ady

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    Sam is too old for you.

    She left school 20+ years ago..</p>

    Nonce</p>
     
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    Varley Active Member

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    Is that what you've been trying Dragon

    As cool as I am, it probably won't work as I don't like to toss my orb about too much, and am in a steady relationship.</p>

    Unlike you of course, who gets off on 'watching' people. </p>
     
  16. Gue

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    **** off, sausage tits.
     
  17. Gue

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    come sit on my lap

    and we'll talk about the 1st thing that pops up.
     
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    &quot;aye up love,can a butter thi muffin&quot;</p>
     

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