Worst film i've ever seen

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  1. Gue

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    Nope

    Too much luvvie for me.</p>

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  2. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Suprised you watched that...

    big, strong hairy-chested man-of-steel that you are. like.
     
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    They shaved the hair off my chest

    when i had the op. Won't grow back!

    I'm building myself up to watch Bedknobs and broomsticks. Now that is crap.
     
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    Me, Myself and Irene

    Utter utter pile of *****
     
  5. E.I. Addio

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    RE: They shaved the hair off my chest

    Bednobs - how appropriate.
     
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    For my sins...

    My missus brought in a nice bottle of Red & we sat down with our take-away to watch Grease 2 - I was looking to score some Brownie points, honest.

    I'll never get that time back. Spoilt the bloody chinese as well!
     
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    Bruce Almighty nt
     
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    On Deadly Ground or Cold Mountain

    On Deadly Ground - Seagal doesn't get punched once - I think, and gives a boring 5 minute speech at the end.</p>

    Cold mountain - Wooden acting from the two leads, Ren&eacute;e Zellweger works her tits off to save the film but fails.</p>
     
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    I.D.

    Utter ****
     
  10. BFC Dave

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    Truly madly deeply nt
     
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    Nah

    Anything with Alan Rickman in it can't be that ****.
     
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    Evan Almighty is even worse than that! nt
     
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    District 13, it was just pointless. Miami vice bored me stupid
     
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    U571... I love it when America takes credit for British victories in WW 2!!!

    An entire film of how the AMERICANS recovered a working enigma machine from a German U-boat...... When everyone knows it was the British that did it...... Makes my blood boil

    Well according to Them World War 2 didnt start till 1942.....

    Rant over!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Thrappo Tyke

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    I nominate Outlaw

    Outlaw with Sean Bean and Danny Dyer.</p>

    Terrible film, makes no sense and is utterly pointless</p>
     
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    There'll be far worse

    but in terms of the acclaim they got and how ***** I thought they were, in order of shiteness

    1. The English Patient
    2. Moulin Rouge
    3. The Blair Witch Project
     
  17. Gue

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    Agree with Thrappo

    Quite possibly the worst film ever made, gets me mad just thinking about it. :((
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  18. Gaz

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    Any Mockney hooligan firm/gangster film.

    All, without exception, a pile of smelly poo. With flies.
     
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    has to be battlefield earth!!!! nt
     
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    RE: Agree with Thrappo

    Got that on my sky+ to watch, think i'll delete it.
    Watched Snakes On A Plane the other night, that was bad in parts pissed myself at some of the scenes. When the snake bites the mans willy when he's having a wee :D
     

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