Worst film i've ever seen

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  1. Red Adair

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    Dog Soldiers

    Full of fake wobbely alsation masks /poo
     
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    **** me you haven't seen 'Windtalkers' then...

    Trust me it's much much worse. Don't go anywhere near it. When Nicholas Cage slo-mo karate style kicks a a japanese soldier when he is taking a machine gun trench single handed, and at the same time spins around to throw a grenade, you know that this 'sincere' and 'realistic' war time epic is actually a big pile of *****. The story line runs out of steam once they explain that the US forces used native American speakers in the Pacific because the Japanese found it impossible to translate their native language - they try desperately to make it go somewhere and fail terribly. I think it's a John Woo film and he just doesn't know what to do with that kind of a movie. (N)
     
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    Sophie's choice nt
     
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    snakes on a plane

    what a load of /poo
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Sophie's choice nt

    I like that film!!
     
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    SirPsychoSexy Banned Idiot

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    Beaches - well boring
     
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    Agreed there

    Eating carrots does not make a film character cool. Layer Cake was annoyingly cack.

    I thought Thin Red Line was very good.
     
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    Goal 2

    Just remembered how bad this was. The original Goal was quite endearing. The sequel was unbelievable. That's literally unbelievable, in a very bad way.
     
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    out of interest

    whats wrong with catch me if you can?!
     
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    Bad Lieutenant!

    /poo
     
  11. Gue

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    RE: Crouching tiger hidden dragon!

    utter shy te
     
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    Wild Hogs nt
     
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    I dont watch bad fillums nt
     
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    one of the all time classics

    truly scrumptious - oh yes.

    how modern film makers must wish that they could turn a concept into a film with a beginning, a middle (and storyline) and an ending.
    last film watched - the happening. nuff said.
     
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    thin red line

    /poo have to agree ,i went wi r lass to piccies and fell asleep(zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz)boring as ****
     
  17. Gue

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    anything with films about yanks, that alone or few fight a whole army of 20 000 men, to save half dead pows or something similar.
     
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    They won the war don't you know! nt
     
  19. Gue

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    Fantastic film.

    Good ol' British comedy/horror.
     
  20. Gue

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    Moulin Rouge nt
     

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