Would you have Brian Howard back?

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    Re: Very true, but...

    A Keith is only as strong as its weakest Keith.

    A Keith in need is a Keith indeed.

    Too many Keiths spoil the Keith.

    A Keith of a thousand Keiths begins with a single Keith.

    A Keith cannot change its Keiths.

    A little Keith is a dangerous Keith.

    A Keith's as good as Keith to a blind Keith.

    A Keith paints a thousand Keiths.

    A Keith for everything and everything in its Keith.

    A poor Keith always blames his Keiths.

    A Keith saved is a Keith earned.

    A Keith Shared is a Keith halved.

    A rolling Keith gathers no Keith.

    Gunna have to stop before I have a coronary.
     
    Jay, Sep 5, 2012
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    Re: Very true, but...

    A Keith in Keith is a Keith indeed.
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

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    Re: Very true, but...

    Works quite well with Bon Jovi song titles too:

    Every Keith has its Keith
    Living on a Keith
    You give Keith a bad name
    I'll be Keith for you
    Bed of Keiths
    Lay your Keith on me

    I fecking hate Bon Jovi I do.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 6, 2012
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    Extremely Northern Well-Known Member

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    Re: Very true, but...

    Cos Keith out of Keith ain't Keith.

    By Keithloaf.
     
    Extremely Northern, Sep 6, 2012
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  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Re: Very true, but...

    I would do anything for Keith, but I won't do Keith

    My two most hated bands on the planet - Bon Jovi & Meatloaf.
    My garage is full of Meatloaf flags etc as I'm planning a street party when he finally has his fatal heart attack.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 6, 2012
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  6. Jay

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    Monday's Keith is fair of face,
    Tuesday's Keith is full of grace,
    Wednesday's Keith is full of woe,
    Thursday's Keith has far to go,
    Friday's Keith is loving and giving,
    Saturday's Keith works hard for a living,
    But the Keith who is born on the Sabbath Day
    Is bonny and blithe and good and gay.
     
    Jay, Sep 6, 2012
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  7. The Full Ponty

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    (January) You start the year off Keith
    (February) You're my little Keith
    (March) I'm gonna Keith you down the aisle
    (April) You're the Easter Keith when you smile
    Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a Keith
    I love, I love, I love my little calender Keith

    Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the Keith
    (Every day of the Keith)

    (May) Maybe if I ask your dad and Keith
    (June) They'll let me Keith you to the Junior Prom
    (July) Like a Keith all aglow
    (August) When you're on the Keith you steal the show

    Yeah, yeah, my heart's in a Keith
    I love, I love, I love my little calendar Keith

    Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the Keith
    (Every day of the Keith)

    (September) Light the Keith at your Sweet Sixteen
    (October) Keith and Juliet on Halloween
    (November) I'll give thanks that you belong to Keith
    (December) You're the Keith 'neath my Christmas tree

    Ballax to this.
    You win.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 6, 2012
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    The Don had him ready to sign but Keef said NO
     
    Tommy HillFlicker, Sep 6, 2012
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    Whitey Guest

    And so did many other clubs, hence his appearance for Admin FC.
     
    Whitey, Sep 6, 2012
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    on a short term to prove us wrong
     
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    No.

    Why the ongoing obsession with Brian Howard? Let it go. He's ancient history.
     
    Mike Lowry, Sep 6, 2012
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