Especially when the only choice you have is public crappers. Prefer to hold it in if possible. If not put toilet paper around the seat and squat above it at a push.
This. Been a few times where i've been panically putting toilet paper around the seat which clenching for dear life.
No. These questions are silly and always come up whenever we get anywhere in the cup, as if winning cup games and league games are mutually exclusive. As far as I can see we have won three cup games, but have also won almost all the league games in between, so a silly question. Winning games breeds a winning mentality, whether they are cup games or league games. I want us to win every game.