Writing on a banana with a biro

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  1. LDR

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    A guy in work does it all the time so nobody eats his banana. Top end security that.
     
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    Has he considered the obvious flaw in his plan?
     
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    He's at the ready with his amateur forensic kit on the off chance.
     
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    It would be worth nicking it just to see that. ;)
     
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    I must be missing something here

    It can't possibly be better than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro. What have bananas got to do with it?

    <iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/5ulFL5mfziQ?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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  6. ark

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    Re: I must be missing something here

    Me mam'd've gone crackers if I'd wrote on bottom of me A-Team slippers.
     
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    When I was younger me n mi mate used to draw swastikas on his mams bananas and then ask her why she bought nazi bananas. We used to cover the whole bunch and it's weird but they used to go off after a day. Chuffin nazi nanas
     
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    ark104 (v2) Well-Known Member

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    Proper laughing
     
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    So what the **** happens when you write on a banana ?

    I am guessing that the pressure from the writing causes the flesh of the banana to go brown ? So then when you peel it you can see writing on the flesh ?
     
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  10. ark

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    Nothing as exciting as that mate, it's just like writing with the most expensive pen ever.
     
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