Wroe'll Call

RE: A Taylor Two Cities

Windy Miller - Rotund ex-goalkeeper Kevin eats a range of high-fibre foods in order to boost his flatulence levels.</p>



With subtitles.</p>

 

Blue Peter

Peter Shirtliffe swears profusely after hurting his arse as he fell over for the 80th time in a game.

 

Taggart

The burly footballer turned Detective keeps an eye on football fans wanting to get up close and personal with goalkeepers</p>

 

East of Eaden

 

When Harry Met Salli

Finnish defender Janne Salli pretends to toss himself off in a New York restaurant while ex-manager Dave Bassett looks on uncomfortably.

 

What's it about?

I'm suspecting it's about the east stand berating him

 

Dallas

Scottish referee Hugh Dallas get's involved in a dispute with JR Hartley over where to fish for mackerel.

 

Norman - Crocodile Hunter

The former Barnsley manager paddles up and down the Amazon biting the legs off unsuspecting reptiles</p>

 

May to December

Larry May plays a fat old Scottish solicitor shagging a ginger bird half his age.

 

RE: Pig Brother

Two Sheffield Wednesday-supporting siblings are locked in a house.

The winner is the one who can boast most about attendances, whilst ignoring the fact that even the £15million winner's cheque won't make much of a hole in their club's enormous debts.

With subtitles, as most people won't understand such pearls of wisdom as: "Dusta remember when we tuk over fowerty million fans tut Millenium Stadjum? Eee, dem wo t'dayze."

 

Little Britain

Brother of Brian and ex-Red Alan Little stars in a riproaring comedy sketch show.</p>

With Dirk Hartog as Matt Lucas.</p>

 

Little Britain

Brother of Brian and ex-Red Alan Little stars in a riproaring comedy sketch show.</p>

With Dirk Hartog as Matt Lucas.</p>

 

Dyer'onside

Detective Bruce Dyer sits in a wheelchair in an offside position scratching his head a lot trying to work out why people are groaning.

I reckon it could run longer than last of the summer wine.

 

Gone With The Windy

Don tells Oscar " Frankly my dear , I don't give a buck , buck , buck , buck "
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RE: Duncan Norville lives in Darfield now!!! Always in the Garden street bookies......

Saw him in Morrisons last week and Bobby Knutt

 

The Fabulous Baker Boy

Tashy hobbit, Clive Baker, does some stuff.
With a piano & that.

 

You saw him in Bobby Knutt?

F.ucking hell!!

 

Jurassic Parker

Ex-Reds maestro Derek Parker gets cloned & placed on an island somewhere.
Things go wrong & stuff.

 

The Cryne Game

I haven't thought it through yet.

 

She's Glavin a Baby

Ex-Reds legend Ronnie impregnates all the other players wives.