Yeuch!!! Teenage sons latest horror

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  1. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Serves him right

    Should disposed of it in a safe none parent finding way.

    What we want to know is whats in the history file on the PC :pff

    Doubt the links are suitable for posting on here though
     
    Farnham_Red, Jul 31, 2006
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  2. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    The links were similar to what could have landed an older gent in court but as he's that age I think 'Teenage lasses frum tarn' is appropriate
     
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  3. Che

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    better than a used Melon or Peach

    or a used Grandma
     
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  4. Che

    Chef Tyke Well-Known Member

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    mate of mine used a hanky, which he called his "Wankerchief"

    quite proudly
     
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    Or ...

    In a drunken haze once - my mate admitted sticking it to his cat when he was in his early teens.

    Beat that fecker.
     
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    RE: Or ...

    Just can't imagine a cat consenting to that, must have left some interesting scars.
     
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  7. Hicksy

    Hicksy Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    RE: Or ...

    Doesn't beat cat shafting, but an old mate of mine once got found out for serially sticking it into a wet sponge with a hole cut in the middle.</p>

    He's the type that probably carried it into adulthood.</p>
     
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  8. Che

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    well..

    not sure if it beats it but similarly odd..

    my mate wasn't really gettyin his end away and was on the dole with lonely days in with Trisha, Richard and Judy.

    He decided to make himself up a fake fanny.

    This involved mixing up cornflower into a jug and then trying to make sweet love to it. His explanation was that he thought it would have the same consistency as a vagina in that it is soft to get into and then a bit hard when it sets.

    I don't think it really worked.
     
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  9. The Full Ponty

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    Good point.

    He might have tied it up?
    Kinky eh.

    Or he might have stuck it's head in a pair of 18 hole Dr Martens?
    Insert your own "Puss in boots" piss poor gag here ...

    It's even funnier when you know the cat ... who was called "Felix".
    Yes.
    That was "Felix".
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

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    Yes ... but ...

    ... it possibly provided a nice salty snack for watching the telly with.

    I'm ignoring the sponge post above.
    Cos I can't stop thinking "Sponge **** Spoff Pants".
    Or summat.
     
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    He'd not do it again if you left it there

    with a note to show him you'd found it.
     
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    RE: Yes ... but ...

    He had a point I suppose. At least his appendage emerged nice and clean.</p>

    We should stop now.</p>
     
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  13. Gue

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    You could really go on the offensive

    How do you think he'd react to finding a used condom in his bed?
     
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  14. Ali

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    Dunno whats happened
     
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  15. Ali

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    Oh Gawd thats even worse!
     
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  16. Ali

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    Found those hidden

    under his pillow
     
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  17. Gue

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    Well you'd have to use a different brand

    The thought of his parents having sex in his bed would probably put him off for life and straight into therapy.
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    Stop?

    Nah - we've barely got started.

    Was it one of those sponges that's rough on one side?
    I wondered if he poked it through the rough side so that his ballax rubbed against it ... a bit of pleasure / pain type of scenario.

    I've put too much thought into this.

    And the sales of sponges in Barnsley will go up significantly in the next few days.
     
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    RE: Good point.

    Remind me, isn't Felix a masculine name?

    Gay cat shagger - looks kind of bad on your CV.
     
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