You couldn't make it up...

RE: A bottle of matey bubble bath for accidents and....

don't you have a mat for spillages??

 

RE: A bottle of matey bubble bath for accidents and....

Yellow grout.

 

Hit the edit button

 

RE: I know,

would have been a full house tho. Prisoners, drug addict and muslims. Maybe next time

 

Its my w4nking toilet

I piss in the upstairs one. I can put candles on the floor without the threat of a big fire. I like to put some soft music on and hey prest........</p>

Hi mum.</p>

 

RE: Its my w4nking toilet

So if you're busting after a night on the lash you go upstairs? Like ****......

 

You've got me....

I then piss outside in the garden.</p>

Its not really my toilet you know. My toilet has porn magazines strewn across the floor.</p>

And the nearest thing to smelly stuff I have are last weeks undercrackers.</p>

 

What is it Dirk....

Work firewall issues.

 

RE: What is it Dirk....

It's a big bottle of Matey in Man Utd colours. </p>



Got bored of posting near porn lesbian shots.</p>

 

Phew I nearly set off home early

thinking it was 2 hot nymphs going at it with a bottle of bubble bath.</p>

 

Off you go.

 

Oh no I'm still at work and I can see it....

Maybe if I'm quiet I can get away with it.</p>

I work in a call cntre with over 70 people sat in close proximity.</p>

This will be your fault.</p>

 

RE: Oh no I'm still at work and I can see it....

Incredible, I can't see a picture of bubble bath but I can see two near nudey rudies.

 

Human rights should be for the innocent and the law abiding. What incentive is there for criminals to live lawfully if they are treated so delicately and with so much respect? Convicted criminals should be made to feel that their criminal conduct is so shameful that they have to earn the respect of society and that they must repay the harms they have caused. They don't deserve to be funded by the tax payers they have harmed for drug substitutes - drug treatment orders should exist - don't get me wrong, but when offenders get sentenced to serve custodial time it does usually mean that every other option has been exhausted, and has failed. So when they get sent to prison (which is increasingly rare in these days of 'over crowding' and prison shortages) - they should be made to do cold turkey, the drugs should be taken away from them, and they should hate it so much that it serves to persuade them never to get back on the gear again.</p>

In this circumstance it would seem that six smack rat offenders have kicked off when they didn't get given methodone. The establishment hasn't been strong enough to stand up to them for fear of embarressing the government. I think it has embarressed the government in this case, and further more, the door has been opened to more claims. The dirty druggies will be queuing up now. This is a disgrace.</p>